ṡαρρhïɾε ρεαсhεṡ

Oh, hello.

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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thescienceofobsession:

obsessedfangirlwithablog:

sakibatch:

nicotinebatch:

sherkeys:

yes can we discuss this for a moment

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he looks into the camera too

whoa satan slow down

the smile in the second gif though

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mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

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highest quote of the day (via drug-land)

Isn’t it weird that we pay for popsicles.. Like we straight up spend our money for frozen liquid on a stick… How rough is that… We could make that shit on our own.
I’m too high.

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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chickenyaoi:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

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runs-on-ramen:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

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bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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